Fermanagh: Monaco-sur-Erne...

Comic genius at work in DCAL press office! Desperation at zero content in story drives press officer to commit the schoolboy error of... the overhyped headline. And to glorious effect.

Campbell welcomes Fermanagh as the New Monaco

Erm... really?

But how will the old Monaco feel about being usurped by New Monaco? Should Staff at Bobballs start shopping for dream homes in our newest tax haven? We're writing to DCAL for further advice on the matter...