Don't just stand there! Deny it!

Bertie's at his work again. His dogged consistency brings him into my Top Five All-Time Denials.

And the others…

At No4
Bill Clinton... 'cept he did though.

At No3
Enoch Powell. Ahem. Nuff said.

At No2
St Peter. Obviously.

At No1
My favourite All-Time Denial. Sublime.